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Wait, no, that's not right. This page is here! You found it! Welcome to Bound By Diversity, a -new publishing house founded by a team of people who definitely read the instructions on how to set up a website.

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We're so close to launching our full, glorious, definitely-not-broken site, but we've hit a slight snag. It turns out the "webmaster" we hired was a very enthusiastic ferret named Barnaby who seemed great in the interview but now just keeps trying to bury the server in a pile of shiny keys.

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We promise that in a very short amount of time (once we've bribed Barnaby with a squeaky toy and a tiny pair of overalls), this space will be filled with:

• Our Catalog: A stunning collection of groundbreaking books, including The Zen of Procrastination: How to Get Absolutely Nothing Done, Perfectly, and 101 Ways to Cook a Microwave Burrito.

• Author Submissions: A simple, easy-to-use form that won't require you to sacrifice a first-born goat or fax a 400-page manuscript on scented paper.

• Contact Us: A real email address, not just a picture of a carrier pigeon with a tiny briefcase.

 

In the meantime, feel free to imagine all the amazing literary content that will one day exist here. Picture a glorious, high-resolution image of a bookshelf—with actual books on it! Envision a user-friendly navigation bar that doesn't just loop back to this very page! The future is bright, and it's filled with slightly fewer server-burrowing ferrets.

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Please check back soon! We're just one squeaky toy away from greatness.

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